You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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