On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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