It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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