and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He kissed a someone with a penis
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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