Where did you get a picture of my penis
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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