Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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