Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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