I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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