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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode

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(314): View more from Missouri

We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world

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(618): View more from Illinois

We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.

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(409): View more from Texas

There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.

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(913): View more from Kansas

It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...

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(310): View more from California

While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.

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