spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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