I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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