That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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