I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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