physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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