i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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