He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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