If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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