It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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