wakey wakey hands off snakey
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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