do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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