she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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