So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
even my farts smell like vagina
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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