i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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