Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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