But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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