He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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