what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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