That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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