Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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