any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
ok first of all what the fuck
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