the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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