Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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