Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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