i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this beer tastes like vomit already
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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