with your own penis?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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