Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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