do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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