you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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