There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
