I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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