I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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