physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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