Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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