I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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