PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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