my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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