I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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