That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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