from now on my penis is your penis
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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