Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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