My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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