he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
