i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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